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Britters Following in A-Lister Footsteps

Britney Spears is known to be one of the biggest hillbillys in the entertainment industry, and it`s not only because of the man she is married to. Britters is the white trash of Hollywood because she refuses to think for herself. For proof we will look at past things that Britney has done. For starters, think back to the days when Britney became friends with one of the biggest names in the entertainment industry, Madonna.

Madonna and Brits were such great friends, but today we know that the only reason for this was because mentor convinced student to join Kabbalah. Not only did Britney join the religion, but she even convinced KFed to convert as well. But alas, Britney, or should we say her mother, decided that enough was enough. Spears left Kabbalah just a few weeks ago, which ended her friendship with Madonna.

Perhaps Britney is looking to replace her entertainment industry friend, or perhaps she has just lost it, but it seems that she was considering giving birth in Namibia. Whether or not the star will actually go through with this is yet to be known, but if we know Britney then chances are she will. Whatever her reasons are for wanting to go to Africa, we can all rest assured that this will not prompt Angelina and Brad to befriend Brits and KFed.