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There`s Nothing Thrilling About Michael Jackson

If there is one true freak show in the entertainment world, it`s Michael Jackson. The man has morphed into something that one could only describe as an alien. He may have started out being a cute little guy, grew up to be a potential hottie but then he took a turn for the worst and became the scariest person in entertainment history. Regardless of how freaky this guy is, all us entertainment buffs are always wondering what he`s up to know, keeping an eye on the infamous MJ and making sure he is no where near our kids.

Most recently, Michael Jackson was traveling around Japan doing a publicity tour. But publicity wasn`t the only thing on Michaels mind, apparently he was spotted touring several orphanages in the country. Sources say that Michael Jackson is trying to adopt another child or two to add to his brood of three. Why on earth someone would let Michael Jackson get another child is beyond all rational thought, and the world is hoping that this former entertainment hotshot will not be given the rights to adopt.

Michael is the father of three children, suspiciously all white. His children, Prince Micahel, 9 and Paris, 8, are from Michaels ex-wife Debbie Rowe, as for his third child, it is unknown where Michael got him from, or who bore him, but his name is Prince Michael II, 4. Frankly, the last thing the world needs is for another poor child to be scarred for life because they were raised by Michael, but you never know what Japan will decide for the man they still consider to be one of the biggest names in the entertainment industry.