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Reality Entertainment is Faked by Hilton

Are you sitting down? Because the entertainment news you are about to get may shock you to the core, and we don`t want to be responsible for any bodily harm. Recently, entertainment "star" and heiress to the Hilton fortune, Paris stated to the London Sun that her show, "The Simple Life", is fake ? gasp.

It seems that Paris Hilton mystified us all with her recent claims. We all thought that after 9/11 two idiot girls were more than welcome at the security station of an airport. Oh how will we survive with this information that has ripped our sense of reality apart? Ok, so let`s stop over doing it and get back to the entertainment news. It seems that Hilton decided to change her self for the show and make up a character to fit in to.

So, who did she choose? Paris stated that she took Reese Witherspoon`s character from "Legally Blonde" as well as Alicia Silverstone`s "Clueless" girl, and mixed in a bit of heiress. She closed out the London Sun interview by stating, "It?s a character I like to play. I think it?s carefree and happy. The public think they know me but they really don?t.? Don`t worry Paris, some of us are quite pleased we don`t know you or your end of the entertainment industry.