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Idiots Having Babies in Hollywood

It all started when actresses like Reese Witherspoon and Kate Hudson married relatively young and had kids soon there after. This was the first step in the now common idiots conceiving in the entertainment industry. Just to be clear, neither Reese nor Kate are anywhere near idiots. Those two actresses were mature, and make wonderful mothers, but let`s just say their followers do not.

Take Britney Spears for example, the 23-year old decided to follow in Kate`s footsteps by having children right after her marriage to um, entertainment industry member, Kevin Federline. Let`s just say that people like Britney shouldn`t be conceiving until they have at least grown up a tad more.

Finally we have the newest wanna-be-member of the young mommy club, Paris Hilton. Yes, wouldn`t that just be wonderful, to put a poor innocent child in the hands of a not yet grown up 25-year old. Let`s just say, that if you aren`t a normal entertainment star, as Paris is quite obviously not, you will never be able to raise normal, functioning, non-drug addicted children. These are just the facts of the entertainment industry and it`s time these actresses, heiresses and singers should start coming to terms with.