Save Us All, She`s Done it Again

Is the world of entertainment coming down on us? Is the entire planet on the verge of distruction? No, not yet, but it may be close, because Britney Spears is pregnant again. It seems that Kevin Federline`s sperm are just not fans of laying low. Brit and Kev have been denying pregnancy rumors for the past couple of months, but we all knew that the truth would be revealed in due time. And alas, it has, yet another Federline will grace this planet, but hopefully this time Britney will try not to cause any brain damage to her new child during his/her first few months of life. At least that way the baby might have a fighting chance of staying normal during what one can only call a real "Surreal Life".

In a sign of the impending apocalypse, insiders close to Britney Spears have confirmed that the toxic singer will bring forth a second child by the fertile Kevin Federline. The sources say the singer has known she was expecting since early February, but waited until Easter to officially confess to her family about the next federbaby.

Yeah -- oops, he did it again. Is there no God? This guy produces kids faster than an NBA player. Brit had been the subject of much speculation after she was photographed on a Hawaiian holiday earlier this year revealing a tummy bulge, and she was spotted at Caesar`s Palace in Las Vegas, Nevada, over the weekend sporting a red bikini and her baby bump.

                                 

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