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Brad is Still Gorgeous

Regardless of what attracts you to men, there is one man that will always be attractive, in at least a few ways. This man is Brad Pitt, one of the hottest men in the entertainment industry. Yet it seems that one unkown magazine is trying to tell us that Brad is in fact, not sexy at all. To this I say FOR SHAME!! Sure, Brad might be a bit bitch-whipped by Angelina, but let`s be honest, most people would be. And maybe some don`t think that he is as sexy as he once was, but to say unsexy, well that is just wrong.

The newly-shorn mohawk-wearin` Brad Pitt has recently been named to the list of the "100 UNsexiest Men in the World" by the Boston Phoenix , which i`m sure none of you have heard of. Brad made the un-sexy list because of the stories about his stink and bad hygiene which have been going around for years. What is disturbing though is that the leading man who was once dubbed the Sexiest Man Alive by People magazine in 1995 appears to have become Angelina Jolie`s bitch.

He gave a special interview to a Namibian Broadcasting Company reporter over the weekend and explained his like-father-like-son hairdo was due to his devotion to Angelina: "I love the woman. She completes me. When she said she didn`t want to get married, I asked her if she would at least give me a haircut like the one she gives Maddie. I want her to love me the way she loves him." In addition to his new haircut, Brad has a tattoo, his first, a Buddhist prayer etched on his lower back. Just like Angelina`s. "It`s just like the one Angie has on her shoulder," he said. "It will protect Maddie from harm. I was so thrilled when Angie said I could get a tattoo like hers, though I was hoping she would let me get it on my shoulder like she has." Brad we love you and Angie too, but let`s tone down the pathetic cries for love... ok??